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Vagina Girl- She is first, because she is the worst. She’s been picking at this giant hornpimple on her forehead for the past two years. She sat next to me in freshman chorus and would pull down her pants and I swear Whoopi Goldberg’s head popped out and she would itch it like no other. One day she stuck her hand up there, pulled out her hand and had dried blood all over it, then picked her nose, then her pimple, scratched her eyes, and bit her fingers. I almost quit, I was like “oh hell no”. She is obsessed with Harry Potter even though she’s never read the books and has a crush on me.

Vampire Girl- She thinks she’s a vampire, runs from sunlight, puts in fake vampire teeth everyday, and brings dead animals into school for lunch uncooked.

Kat- Birth name: Katherine. Goes by Kat to be just like her favorite animal! Gets into heated arguments about why cats are better than dogs with people who weren’t even talking to her. Like.. she turns to people and starts screaming to them. One day in English, someone asked what was for lunch today, and our teacher replied, “chicken nuggets” and Kat started bawling her eyes out.

Angry Chris- Starts every sentence with “I concur” and has a secret youtube channel that he talks about all the time but won’t tell anyone. Weighs about 250 pounds but thinks he can do karate. He has massive anger problems and has given about 70% of the people in my school death threats. One day he got so pissed at this kid in homeroom, that he tried to do a karate side kick over the desk to the kid, couldn’t get his leg that high, got it stuck in the desk and fell over.

Noah Rechtin- Okay, first of all, his name is pronounced “no erection”. He poops his pants approx. 2 times a week while at school. His farts smell like poop. Sometimes in the halls, he gets down on his stomach and starts “slithering” which is actually just crawling because he thinks he was raised by snakes at a young age. He also is the most boring person on earth. He talks to all the teachers ALL the time and they end up bitching him out for being so boring.

Poopy Leg- Okay so this girl doesn’t talk a whole lot, but she paints her left leg brown every day and she won’t tell anyone why and it’s kind of intriguing.

All of the retards- Too many to explain. You know what I’m talking about, though.

All of the violent kids- They skipped the OGTs to go to the track, kill a bird, and rip its wings off. They do shit like this all the time.

Carol Curse- She sits next to me in chorus and draws the same picture of a tiger everyday. She’s really terrified of all the people she wishes she were friends with, including me. One time she accidentally bumped into me by the drinking fountain, said sorry, and then later is chorus class she started breaking out in tears because of how sorry she was. She’s also really incredibly emo and dyes her hair poop green.

Nikaya- She sews the names of the people she hates into her arm.

Okay I got bored but other honorable mentions are Savvy, Finger Insult Girl, “What happens to the stars when it rains?” Boy, DianexSuicide, and many more!

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 I just laughed so much at this haha

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